Score: 10

"Fantastic"

submission: Hentai ~ SimGirls (beta)

date: April 24, 2002

I'm usually a jackass when reviewing, but I really did like this one. Its obvious this takes after all those Japanese dating simulations, but thats what makes this game great. It borrows heavily, but is also original at the same time. I especially like the parts where you get to work. The teaching one is the best, where it says "Teach some fucking kids." That one craks me up every time. Hopefully, the whole version will be done soon. Also, a greater variety of SimGirl's would be good too, since winning the same one every time gets old, though she is pretty hot. Heh heh. Great game.

Score: 0

"Damnit"

submission: Star Clocks Episode 1

date: April 24, 2002

Alright, this movie atleast had a little content and some work put into it, but for the most part, all of the clock crew movies are crap. I still gave it a 0 anyway. This bullshit needs to be cleaned off of NG, its just taking up space.

Score: 10

"Fucking Awesome"

submission: The Suicide Bomber Game

date: April 21, 2002

This was great; though, the only thing which I didn't like was only being able to die once before restarting! Lol, great way to take advantage of this bombing shit. Awesome.

Score: 10

"Cool"

submission: DBZ in a Nutshell

date: April 11, 2002

That has to be the coolest thing I've ever seen. The little chipmunk voices along with the hilarious fast paced story and sound effects rocked. I can't wait to watch it again!

Score: 10

"Funny"

submission: DBZ Mawi Style

date: April 11, 2002

That was pretty damn good for being your first one. I liked that goofy Mentos commercial at the end, nice touch there. Keep making em.

Score: 0

"God Damnit"

submission: Strawberry Clock I

date: April 10, 2002

This is total shit. You had to go and ruin a good song too. I'm fucking angry.